Cell Burst

So you get to customize your own Cell. Start off with a name. Body color and the head color come next. Now you pick the level. Don't forget level difficulty. You'll probably have to start out on Granny - only fools enjoy getting whipped on Extreme. Make sure you decide whether you want to play Capture-the-Flag or a just a round of the good ol'Brawl.

There's also Survivor mode. And five others. You won't worry about weapons; there will be plenty to choose from. Don't forget to pick the color you bleed; because when the flame thrower gets you, that'll be the only thing that shows.